She’s also been known to rearrange offices, tamper with phones and keyboards, and even turn pictures upside down in frames. But the most memorable one was when she made Dirt Cake — cream cheese, cool whip, crushed Oreos, etc. — for the whole office. Instead of the cream cheese and whipped topping, she used mayonnaise and vinegar. More than a few of us had a mouthful of the junk before we realized what she’d done. Funny in retrospect…I guess.
Luckily, Robin now works from home. In Ohio. Hopefully April Fools’ Day will be a nice quiet day around our offices (in Orlando). In truth, we all like a good prank, and we’ve pulled a few corporate ones, too. Here are the last three major April Fools’ Day announcements we’ve done:
2011: Elephant Soccer
Two years ago, we issued a press release
announcing our involvement in bringing elephant soccer to the United
States in the form of the Elephant Football League (the EFL). Believe it or not, elephant soccer really happens…just not in Central Florida. Yet.
2010: Icelandic Fish Cannery Health Spas
In 2010, we announced that we found a
loophole in the SBA lending manual allowing us to fund eligible
international projects with SBA 504 loans. The first commercial loan
issued under this international provision helped renovate and modernize
the Reykjavik National Fish Cannery and Holistic Health Spa, according to our press release. You have to see it to believe it.
2009: A New Name
We changed our company name at the end of
March in 2009 from Mercantile Commercial Capital to Mercantile Capital
Corporation (all those t-shirts, hats, and umbrellas with our old
branding became instant collectors’ items). When we wrote the press
release about our name-change, we also mentioned that we had negotiated a
major deal with government officials (behind closed doors, of course)
that granted us naming rights for the SBA 504 loan program
among other things. We even included a quote from Treasury spokesman,
Dr. Lopo Flairs (an anagram for April Fools) — something I was
particularly proud of.
Are you a prankster, or have you been the victim of April Fools’ Day shenanigans? Share your best April Fools’ story with me by leaving a comment below or emailing me at ChrisHurn@MercantileCC.com. The best story gets a prize. Seriously.
Happy Early April Fools’ Day…and Happy Easter and Passover (chag sameach), too!
-Chris
P.S. We didn’t get a 2012 April Fools’ prank done in time because I was busy testifying before Congress in Washington, D.C. Leave it to the government to put a damper on all the fun, right?
P.P.S. One thing we never joke about: providing smarter financing for small business commercial real estate projects better than anyone else. If you or someone you know is looking to purchase, construct, or renovate commercial property, call me at 1-866-622-4504 or email me at ChrisHurn@MercantileCC.com.
P.P.P.S If you’re serious
about creating wealth for yourself and your business, you’ll want to read my book for small business owners.
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